Fashonista
I have all the fashion sense of a dead snail. My general strategy for clothing more or less comes to "wear whatever happens to be on top."
Which is why I am impressed when another male manages anything approaching color coordination - and why I was pretty much stunned at a younger friend in church this morning who managed to coordinate a two-tone suit, colored shirt, patterned tie... and his holster and gun as well.
Now, that is attention to detail.
Update: He consented to a photograph for posterity's sake.

Why, yes - he is armed, attractive, and available.
Just in case any ladies in the Pittsburgh area were wondering.

