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Huh. Planned Parenthood says that they don't do mammograms. I'm sure they're mistaken, since pretty much every liberal friend of mine absolutely knows that they do them.
If you're interested in success, got to college for engineering, computer science or math. Or, y'know, you can major in puppetry and... well, not succeed. Your choice.
Or you could always try to get a "job" at a stimulus-funded "green" battery manufacturer, where you can "work" at playing cards while you pay off that puppetry loan. Then you'll certainly be a "success" and really "enjoy" your "life".