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Seth Taylor, the writer's avatar

California Gothic: avocados that go from unripe to rotten when your back is turned, homeless people that may not be people at all, suburban neighborhoods where every house costs a million dollars but no one lives there…

Mat the Horror Poet's avatar

Chills 🥶

Back Porch Writer's avatar

Write it, Seth! 🫡

Seth Taylor, the writer's avatar

If I did, it would be called a biography. I never even mentioned the lizard people that run the state like it’s a ranch for people.

Back Porch Writer's avatar

I believe you, Seth. Once upon a time, I lived near Fairfield, CA. Nothing but lizard people there and in the big bay city. 🦎

Chris N.'s avatar

Love the "Unofficial" meme. I have a pretty good vocabulary and will sit trying to remember a word like windmill while staring at the windmill in my backyard.